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Accident? Well... not really

Posted On: October 18th, 2008 by tom

Recently, I've had the pleasure of hitting the pavement in another way. It's been nearly 10 years since I've been able to run any significant distance; due to a combination of tendonitis (ITB), bursitis of knees and hips, and a combination of other less-than-pleasant indications that I'm not the indestructible 17-year-old I still occasionally think I am, I've been held to about 20 minute sessions of pavement pounding per day. Sadly, 20 minutes is neither enough to garner the high that makes long distances so attractive nor is it sufficient to satiate my masochistic nature.

Now before you get too depressed on my behalf, there is an extraordinary upshot to this story. Of late (and by this, I mean over the past three months), I've finally been able to push the envelope in a significant way. I've extended my range, as of Wednesday this week, to just shy of 13 miles. Now that's progress- from 3 miles (tops) to 13 miles!

Yes, I am pleased in the extreme with the progress. I've spent upwards of two hours running, enjoying the pseudo-bliss of runner's high for the first time in a decade. Alas, it wasn't meant to last.

I am getting old. I simply can't deny it any more. My metabolism has dramatically slowed- I can't get by on a 5000 calorie diet anymore. These days, I'm bound to a 3800 calorie diet. I currently weigh 15 pounds more than I did 15 years ago- and 10 of those pounds were packed on in the last year. I'm closer to thirty than to anything else... and getting still closer by the day. And, to top it all off, I simply don't heal as well or as quickly as I used to.

My recent stint with distance running is the perfect example. I had been running between 6 and 10 miles daily for about a month before biting the bullet and going for the half-marathon on Wednesday. I had been slowly ramping up the time and distance with each run, monitoring my knees and hips very carefully so as not to do irreparable damage. It was all leading up to the day that I could pass the 13 mile mark. At that point, I knew I was a significant step closer to the half iron-man I've been working toward.

The run started badly. I had been out on Monday, taken Tuesday off (intentionally, thinking of my Wednesday plans). I had stretched thoroughly (a necessity these days) and felt pretty good. 100 yards out the door, though, I felt a "pop" in my left hip joint and the (expected) accompanying pain. I've felt it before, many times. It's the kind of pain I can ignore and run through, but have to pay for later. My thought process at the time was simply:

"No worries. It'll hurt, but it'll heal. It's worth running through."

So I continued. I posted some great speeds going up the hills on the run (there is a several hundred foot climb in the first 4 miles of my run, all of it off-road). I came in within 20 seconds of my personal best at the 4 mile mark, made the turn for the wide loop, and started down the hill.

If you've had experience running before, you know the tricky part really isn't the uphills- it's the downhills. You have two choices: take it slow and suffer the time loss, or let gravity do the work for you. The latter seems preferable on paper, but when you're tumbling down a steep hillside, the first thing you notice is the beating your joints take. Consider again how my run began. My hip was not a happy joint.

Still, I was determined to pull of the distance I had set. Down the hills I went, for another 4 miles until I finally reached the road (yes, that's right, 8 miles of trail running). I knew I had 4.5 miles remaining on the intended route as I kicked the last dust from my shoes. And I also knew that the slight burning sensation the outer part of my right knee was a bad sign.

I could have cut it short. As the crow flies, it was about a mile from my location to home; on the roads, it was about a mile and a half. Chances are good that I would have made it home without instigating a serious flare-up of tendonitis in the knee. I've heard it said that insanity is doing the same thing twice and expecting different results. By this definition, I am quite insane.

By the time I rounded the last corner to make the half-mile ascent home (we live on a hill), I had practically no range of motion left in the leg. It was quite literally a dead limb dragging behind me. It must have looked strange- some guy running one legged with the other foot turned nearly 45 degrees out and straight as a board.

Now don't forget the hip. It was my right knee that locked up. I had no way to carry any weight on the leg, let alone soften the pounding on the left hip.

I could end my narration of events here, but I'll give you a picture of the aftermath of my (almost) half marathon. Here's the definitive list:

  • One completely frozen joint (right knee)
  • One excruciatingly painful hip (left)
  • A seriously inflamed and unhappy achilles heel (right ankle)
  • One idiotic grin of self-satisfaction for not only making it through the distance, but doing it with all the damage...

If you ever wonder what it's like to be a Metge, consult the list above. It's fairly well summarized.

Last note... I ended up taking an afternoon off of work and heading off to the doctor's. Something about practically crying from pain with every step didn't sit right with me. Interestingly enough, the visit was extraordinarily informative. The doctor (Doctor Christiensen, practicing in Saratoga Springs) is a phenomenal doctor. After describing the symptoms to him, his first response was to ask the history, identify a pattern of tendonitis, and look for an underlying cause. He's a sharp guy with a great memory- he pulled up an article describing what he suspected might be going on.

His suspicion was a hereditary condition- Ankylosing Spondylitis- that would lead to easy inflammation of the joints as well as a few of the other problems I've experienced over the past 10 years. Interestingly, he asked my about back pain. I told him that this was a very regular fact of life for me- sometimes, it is as much a notice of my existence as is my pulse. Even as I sit here typing, I can detect pain in my lower back. That, combined with limited flexibility in the lower back, led him to ask for a back x-ray and a blood test. We'll see exactly how that goes. It certainly would be nice to get answers to a decade-long question.

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Bailouts for Dummies

Posted On: October 11th, 2008 by tom

As we've watched the stock market tank over the past week, I've heard many, many comments from the population as a whole asking about or expressing very similar sentiments:

"Why are we bailing out those whose fault it is that I've just lost 30% of my retirement fund?"

"This financial crisis is too complicated and the bailout plan just doesn't make sense."

"Why are we focusing on bailing out the company when I'm the one struggling to pay my mortgage? Just give me the money. I'll put it to good use."

Well, folks, it's not that complicated. Sure, there are a lot of numbers, but the concept is painfully obvious and easy to grasp. For those of you struggling, here's a bit of help.

Acronyms (and words) they should have taught you in High School but never did

There's a pretty short list of words that get tossed around on the news these days that you might find a bit foreign. Economists are loving their chance to spout nonsense at the public while assuming it makes sense. There are just a few terms that you need to be familiar with for it all to make sense (and my apologies, for many of you, it will be a refresher course):

I've done you the favor of linking each item in that list to the respective Wikipedia article. They are very informative and, if you want to go deeper than the scope of this article, it's a good place to start. Here's a quick summary of what each of these items mean and why they are relevant (a.k.a. why you should pay attention):

First and foremost, consider the SEC. The acronym stands for "Securities and Exchange Commission". So... it's a commission (regulatory agency) that treats things called "Securities" and "Exchanges". Not a bad start, right? That brings us to "Securities" and a certain type of "Investment". "Securities" (you're loving the quotes, right?) is an investment vehicle- it's something that represents financial value. Go to the Wikipedia article if you want the dry definition. An "Investment" is something in which one can place money with the hope of a greater return. OK, even simpler than that- it's something you buy that is (hopefully) worth more than you paid for it.

The last two items are types of Securities (investment vehicles) and are particularly important right now. Mortgage-backed Securities (MBS) are a type of Asset-backed security. Both are really techy terms to describe something very simple- securitization. Unless you're masochistic in nature, don't bother clicking that link. I'll explain it for you.

Securitization is just a fancy way to describe taking a cash-flow producing asset and selling it to someone else. Before you start pulling your hair out, "asset" is just something of financial value. The computer you are reading this on is an asset. So is your car. Your house is a much bigger asset. And, interestingly enough, so is your mortgage.

Think about it for a minute. A loan (like the afore-mentioned mortgage) is valuable to someone. Really valuable. Have you done the math on how much interest the bank will earn on your house if you pay them exactly what they ask for the next 30 years? It's astronomical. A simple exercise: if you pay $1400 per month over the next 30 years, how much is that? $504,000. What's the price tag on your home? $250,000. Wow.

So your mortgage, car loan, or credit card debt are all assets... to someone else. Hey, if I were guaranteed to make $150,000 over the next 30 years, I'd be happy. If I could do that 1 million times over, I'd be rolling in it. And the banks and investors who footed the money for your house are. Really.

Which brings us to Mortgage- and Asset-backed securities. Banks don't exactly want to wait 30 years to get their $150,000 from you. And you aren't their only asset. You have great credit, but I haven't lent to just you. Let's face it. You'll pay your mortgage. The vast majority of people actually do. But the whole idea of a credit rating is to understand just how likely you are to skip town. And I, the bank, have lent to a few people that are, let us say, highly likely to skip town.

What if I were a bank and wanted to make some cash fast? I could sell your mortgage to someone else for cost + $80,000, for example. I'd still make my $80,000 and the investor would potentially make $70,000. Win-win, right? Hmm, getting rid of your safe loan would leave me with just the mortgages of those people who, well, might not actually pay up. Ah-HAH!. I'll sell a package of your mortgage plus a couple of less-attractive loans! I'll use your mortgage to stabilize the risk of the other, riskier investments and by so doing attract a buyer for the package. Brilliant!

This brilliant idea has been around for 70 years. Remember Fannie Mae? What about Freddie Mac? Fannie Mae was established in 1938 to buy Federal Housing Administration (FHA) and Veterans Administration (VA) loans with the purpose of packaging them up (pooling them) and selling them as an investment vehicle. It's a pretty sweet idea- I could buy a piece of one of these pools and reap the benefits of a fixed return (between 5 and 7%, for example) with very low risk. Certainly better than the stock market these days. Guess what? This is exactly what a Mortgage-backed Security is! Not that hard, right?

Fun in the Sun... but where's my sunscreen?!

If you're sharp (or pay attention to the news), then a big problem with the above system is running through your head. There's a big assumption that makes this whole thing work- that of lending to people who are actually going to pay back their loans. The idea that some people might not do precisely that is hinted at above. And that's where we found our risk. So... what if I (the bank) lent to 100 people who are highly likely to give me my money (plus a lot) back? We're in great shape. If we throw just a small number (like 10) loans to people who are somewhat likely NOT to give me my money back? Well, the pot is soured a bit. What if I lent to people that were not only likely but almost absolutely unable to pay me my money back? Well... if I do that enough, the pot is not only sour, but simply impossible to swallow.

Welcome to 21st century America.

Again, I (the bank) am not really planning on keeping these loans- I'll turn around, package them as securities, and sell them to the highest bidder. If I were irresponsible (cut-throat, immoral, predatory), I could offer to lend money to several people who were highly likely to not pay me back, package them up with a few other loans that were sweeter, and sell them for a nice margin to another clueless investor. I've got my money, he's got the risk. It's not wrong if someone buys it, right?

Think about the past 5 years. If you were looking for a mortgage during that time, it was a veritable field day of options. You had your standard 30-year fixed percent, fixed-payment loan. But that wasn't it- there were these APR things- Adjustable Annual Percentage Rate. Generally, an APR loan would lock in a nice, low, percentage rate for a short term (5 years, for example), after which it would fluctuate to match yearly market values. We could talk details, but it boils down to one thing: how much you pay every month. If you have a low interest rate, you pay less. Higher means more.

Suppose I (the bank, again) wanted to really stick it to someone. I could offer them an APR-based mortgage at a very low introductory rate. For the first year, I could lock in mortgage payments several hundred (or more) dollars less than they would pay with anything else. I could carefully avoid the fact that this same mortgage will nearly double in monthly cost once that fixed period is over. I've got person on the hook to pay me a lot more money over the long haul. That's a pretty sweet package to sell, right? I'll package that in with my other mortgages and resell them to investors for a better margin. Who cares if the person in question can afford the payments a year from now? I'm off the hook.

This is sounding bad, right? On two levels- the poor person who can't afford to keep their house any longer, and the poor sap who is unwittingly getting stuck with the bill. Well, it gets worse.

Another layer off the onion

Banks are only required to have 10% lending capital. Again, don't start pulling your hair out. What this means is that for every $10 a bank loans to someone (anyone), they are only required to really have $1. Interesting rule, right? Well, brushing aside the apparent idiocy (and it really isn't stupid, it does work), think about the doors this opens for banks. With each dollar they make, they can invest ten more. Of course there are restrictions, but it is a very enabling rule. But it can be a problem too, in more ways than I'm sure you are thinking.

Think if a bank is holding a large number of MBS'. They sell a few here and there to garner the capital (cash) needed to continue to invest in more mortgages and other items that come across their plate. They only need to sell a small number of these to gain the right to loan more. What if, however, there were no buyers for said MBS'? If they are, in any way, a primary source of capital for my organization, I have no choice but to stop lending. Does any of this start to ring a bell? Something about frozen credit markets? Perhaps something you heard on the news recently?

There is a lot more to the problem, but you get a glimpse of the idea. Now what exactly does this mean to you?

Where's my money?

There are a couple of very obvious points that I can't help but make here. First and foremost- what happens if your bank really fails? And I mean that the bank just ceases to exist, not being bought out by another bank or organization, not supported by the government. Where does your money go?

Think again about that interesting 10% rule. Do you think that if we all went down to the bank, closed our accounts, and asked for our money back that it would actually be there? Think again. They only have 10% (and potentially far less) of what the statement says they are keeping for you. The remainder is amortized (ooh, big word alert) over the years remaining in all the bank's outstanding investments. Yes, start pulling your hair out. OK, wait, I'll explain it.

Remember what an investment is? It's something we buy with the hope that it's worth more than we're paying for it. The value of that investment is more often tied to a time- like a mortgage, which is spread over 30 years. If our banks were exclusively backed by mortgages, it would mean that (best case) they have 10% of everything they say they own in actual dollars that they can pay you. The rest will be paid back in 30 years, when all those mortgages are fully satisfied.

"Woah!", you say. "That's not what the money in my checking account is for!". Well... it works to your benefit. Remember how much the bank stands to earn on that mortgage? That's how they can pay you your monthly dividend on the balance in your checking account. That's also how they can manage to offer that account to you without cost. They want your money so that they can continue to invest more. You don't stand to earn nearly as much, granted, but you do get something out of it.

So you don't want your bank to fail. Not for the next 30 years, at least. That's one big bonus to a bailout of banks. But that's really just the surface of the thing.

Origami for the Business

Let's talk about the buzz-phrase of the week: Commercial Paper. This is, essentially, a business line of credit to pay things like salaries or other operating expenses that has to be paid back in less than 9 months. Very dry. Well, thousands of businesses operate on this type of credit. Especially a business that does not have a fixed, month-to-month earning potential.

I bet you've recently heard a bit about commercial paper. Why? Because there's not a whole lot of it left. One problem with commercial paper is that it is entirely unsecured. There's not an asset (remember what that is?) to back it. If someone doesn't pay up, you can't just walk in and confiscate their employees. It doesn't work that way.

This isn't such a bad thing, if your company has great credit and the banks have the money to lend. What happens, however, when the money dries up? Commercial paper is the first to go. What does that mean to you? Just pray your company doesn't pay your salary with commercial paper. And pray that they don't do business with one that does. And pray that those they do business with don't either. It's the gas price syndrome. Raise the cost of fuel and everything else goes up with it- the cost to get eggs to the grocery store rises, so the cost of the eggs must go up to compensate. One key supplier operating on commercial paper is enough to start the cycle in businesses.

So the end result for the lucky few whose employers do not operate on commercial paper is that the pain is delayed a few months. It still hits. Profit margins are driven down, employers begin cutting back, looking at layoffs, not offering bonuses, and cutting pay. Who pays in the long run? You. And me.

Saving semi-grace

So where do we go from here? Take a look at the past 2 weeks and you'll get a picture. Stock prices tank because no one wants anything to do with a failing financial market. And when the banks fail, the companies go down with them. So no one wants anything to do with the business market.

Options? Well, banks need the cash to continue to operate. We need to find a way to feed that cash to them. Welcome, $700 billion! It puts a sour taste in our mouth, but we have to find a way to free up the credit markets. And the only real way to do that is to give the banks the $1 they need to lend $10.

The whole point of this (lengthy) post is bring some sanity to a sadly lacking report. I respect the journalism field and the journalists in it, but they have been found severely wanting over the past two weeks. Let's be clear. This is not a bailout plan. This is a rescue plan. Why do we need it? So that you and I can keep our job and keep receiving a paycheck. Without some action, we will lose both.

Yes, I believe firmly that the predatory lending practices should be prosecuted. It was criminal in both action and intent. I feel very strongly that you and I should not have to pay for the crimes of others. This is the primary reason for this rescue package. If only our President and Mr. Bernanke were a bit more articulate in their presentation, we might have avoided one of the most massive dips in the market since the great depression.

Still, I do place much of the blame on Congress. We would have taken a hit, regardless, but without their selfish pandering to the panic of some of their constituents, we would have doubtless been better off. As it stands, we've pushed the world into the most widespread recession in its entire known history.

As a closing note, many of you must be angry, or at least wondering, why our government stood by for so long as this crisis culminated. I would invite you to consider what would have happened it our President or any political figure with clout had stood and stated that our system would collapse. It's all about investor confidence- if you don't believe your stock is going to be worth anything tomorrow, you'll sell it today. Instead, a plan to curb the crisis was offered in the same breath. That much I do respect, even if that plan was incomplete and given the worst spin in the history of public relations.

Lay Down the Law

Posted On: September 7th, 2008 by tom

Copyright law is not my specialty (and I thank my lucky stars every single day) nor have I ever had much care for it. Until now. If old ladies aren't safe from the intricacies of intellectual property laws, when we can do such a thing as copyright ideas, I think I can make a case.

The Metge web presence is right here!!! It's been here for years. What's this nonsense about Metge Family Life created by this guy Mark Metge. So he's my father. What makes him think he can lay claim to the whole of the Metge family anyway?

I personally think it's time to bust out the lawyers and throw this down in court. I'll be drafting a cease-and-desist with legal council ASAP. Dad, you can expect it in short order.

Until then, enjoy his blog. I promise, it's time is limited.

Blowout(s)

Posted On: July 2nd, 2008 by tom

Last week we had a wonder opportunity to take a few days of vacation and visit family down in New Mexico. Of course I couldn't pass up the opportunity to bike out-of-state, so into the back of the van the bicycle went with clothes, shoes, and other vacationing items stacked around it.

After the (brutally) long, 14 hour drive down to Las Cruces, I could think of nothing better than to stretch the legs and head out exploring the new terrain. We had arrived Saturday morning, it was crystal clear outside and just starting to get warm. A perfect day!

I didn't ride far that day- about 25 miles, mostly trying to find some decent climbs (of which there were few...), but it was exceptionally pleasant. Toward the end of the ride, however...

Ha. You thought I was going to blow a tire now, didn't you. Well, I didn't. It was just getting a bit warm by the time I rolled back up to the home of my wife's brother's family. After driving all night, it felt good to get out. Even better after I got a bit of sleep later that day.

Sunday, my brother-in-law, Jesse, was kind enough to find a couple of guys in the neighborhood that were roadies. He asked them if they wouldn't mind me tagging along on a ride with them, to which they seemed enthusiastic, and we set a date to get out early Tuesday morning. Monday rolled by (we had a lot of fun with the family the entire day) and at 6:00AM Tuesday, I grabbed my bike, jumped into the saddle and Jesse drove ahead, showing me where we were supposed to meet. When we arrived, however, we saw neither hide nor hair of those I was to bike with. Jesse drove around a bit trying to find any sign of bikers while I waited in case we were early. After a few minutes, we decided to jump in the car and head up the route we had settled on to see if we could catch them. As Jesse drove off, I accelerated, intending on keeping up with the van. Unfortunately, it just wasn't in the cards.

POP

Can you guess what that was? :) Yes, indeed, my rear tire had blown out. Not just a simple blown tire though- the sidewall of the tire tore clean through, a full half-inch gash in an explosive release. 125PSI, for those who may not be aware, goes off like a pipe bomb. It was loud enough to make Jesse (in a van, about 100 yards ahead) stop and wonder what had happened. As for me, well, I dismounted (quickly) as soon as I felt my tire give out. Riding on rim is not exactly a good idea...

Anyway, here's a picture for you all of the damage done to the tire. I had put about 1000 miles on the set of tires, so it was definitely time to retire them. I guess I should have thought about that before... :)

Epilogue

As much as I hate to admit it, I didn't run down to the store and grab a new tube that same day. We headed home on Wednesday and it wasn't until Friday that I finally got around to trying to repair the tire. And, even more hesitantly, I'll admit that I didn't notice the gaping hole in my sidewall straight away... I patched the tube where I found the (massive) hole, ran my finger along the inside of the tire to find any undesirable objects, then threw it back on, pumped it up, and put it back on the bike. Needless to say, that didn't last long. As soon as my rear hit the saddle, I heard the pleasant sound of a cannon going off yet again.

I suppose it wouldn't be that bad if I hadn't gone through 3 tires... yes, a full 3... before I finally looked at the sidewall and found the gaping hole. Well... I've never been known for my smarts. For good reason!

So the tally stands thus: 4 destroyed tubes, 1 destroyed tire, 3 days of lost time, my old Lemond is now missing a tire, as well as 2 tubes (I didn't have enough spares to counter my idiocy). All in the name of the ride. Some day, I will learn. Some day.

Entourage + SyncServices = Sleepless Nights

Posted On: June 5th, 2008 by tom

The equation is simple. From the google search results for the two terms "Entourage" and "Sync Services", you get the feeling I'm not alone in this. For those of you who have not suffered at the hands of Entourage, a brief explanation: Microsoft Entourage is a trimmed-down version of Outlook that runs natively on Mac OS X. And it stinks. But then again, so does Outlook (can anyone say, "bloatware"?).

Here's a review of the symptoms that led up to this morning's intervention:

  • My computer started to become very unresponsive
  • The poor CPU/system fans started running incessantly (I have a MacBook)
  • Activity Monitor showed a few processes going nuts:
    • Microsoft Sync Services
    • SyncServer
    • mds

There was a bit more to it, but that's the summary. Now, my MacBook is the backbone of my work. Everything I do, I do on that little puppy. It's a fantastic laptop. However, with these things bringing it to its knees, I simply couldn't get much done. Not to mention the fact that my battery would last a whopping 1 hour as compared to the original 4. Something had to be done.

So, I started taking things apart. Using Syncrospector, I pinned down that it was indeed the ical sync between entourage and iCal that was killing things. Address book was fine. I also took a look at the sync truth database (~/Library/Application Support/SyncServices/Local/data.syncdb). As per this wonderful post, I did a quick vacuum, bringing my 600M database down to 150M. Unfortunately, this did nothing to help.

Next step was to delete everything in the SyncServices/Local folder. Just remember, if you're trying the same thing, that you have to 'killall SyncServer' and exit iCal/Entourage/Address Book. Unfortunately, as soon as I kicked off SyncServer, things started going nuts again. Now we get into My Big Mistake (tm).

Thinking that the truth db might still be messed up somehow, I told Syncrospector to unregister Entourage 2008. Don't do this. Let me repeat: Don't do this!. The next time I tried to get Entourage to sync with anything, I got a nice little crash dialog, popping up every few seconds until I managed to tell it to knock it off. It took quite a while to figure out what went wrong. I had to run Microsoft's Sync Services daemon from the command line to get some readable output. Doing so finally let me know that the isync database schema had forgotten about "com.microsoft.entourage.notes.Note".

I shouldn't have found the forgetting part surprising... I had basically given SyncServer the concussion of a lifetime by deleting it's entire data store. So I spent the next twenty minutes trying to find the schema definition. I finally just created a new account on my MacBook, registered Entourage, and watched to see what changed, finally spotting the schema update under ~/Library/Sync Services/Schemas. A new bundle, called (surprisingly), "com.MicrosoftOfficeNotes.syncschema" was placed there. So the next logical step was to see how to get *my* account to accept this schema update.

I tried the obvious first- just dropping the bundle in the same location and recursively chown'ing the thing to my account. Of course, that didn't do anything for me. My next step is the first intelligent step- take a look at the Sync Services API for Cocoa. You can take a look here at the documentation, specifically the Creating a Sync Schema article. This finally led me to necessary function call for registering new schema, which I could use to register the missing schema bundle with Sync Services.

Now I really didn't feel like writing up a wrapper for a single call, but, again, if you are trying to follow this to repair your own system, you might want to. It's simpler to do so unless you happen to have ruby + rubycocoa already installed... Since I did, it was a fairly trivial script:

require 'osx/cocoa'
include OSX
ns_import :ISyncManager
ISyncManager.sharedManager.registerSchemaWithBundlePath("/Applications/Microsoft\ Office\ 2008/Office/Microsoft\ Sync\ Services.app/Contents/Resources/MicrosoftOfficeNotes.syncschema")

That was it. I fired up Entourage, kicked off Microsoft Sync Services, and I was back in business. Unfortunately, that meant I was back to dismal performance. So, I finally took a look at what in my calendar was giving SyncServices so much grief. Lo and behold, I had 3500 calendar events spread over the last 6 months. And 95% (literally) were duplicates. A half hour later, after sweating out deleting all dups by hand, I kicked off sync services again. Huzzah! It works! My iPhone now syncs in less than two minutes, (it was taking >20 min before), my iCal has my Entourage calendar events, and my battery life is almost back to normal!

If you've suffered the same, or need some help getting your Entourage back to it's (still sad) original state, feel free to drop me a comment. I'll do what I can to help.

Addendum

If you find that mds and SyncServer seem to spike at the same times, crack open your System Preferences, open "Spotlight", under the "Personal" heading, select the "Privacy" tab, and make sure you add:

  • ~/Library/Application Support/SyncServices

I honestly have no clue *why* spotlight would be trying to index SyncServer's logs and databases, but there you are.